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Hiatusvis Be Goneigus! Hello Boys and Girls, I'm Back!

What have I been doing with my typically unadventurous life?
WHEN I FOUND OUT LEONARDO WAS CAST,
THAT WAS OFFICIALLY THE TURNING POINT.
That’s right, Ganondorf and memorizing the definitions of words like ‘gustation’ (would you have guessed that’s what your sense of taste is called? I thought it had something to do with expelling gas from your buttocks) have hit the back-burners to finding out WHO THE FRAK IS ‘A.’ I thought it was hard watching all the promos for the show and believing the entire thing was very much the bane of my existence. I talked this show down so much I don’t know how it’s dignity remained intact. I was cold, brutal. And little did I know, if I gave it a shot, I’d be in store for solid acting, sexy boys, enough scandal to fill the gossiping fodder for centuries, and a riveting holy-who-dhat mystery that brings me back to the days when I re-watched Scream over and over (what can I say? Ghostface is Awesomeface). I just love the pretty out of this show.

So, did I ditch you guys to get my ‘A’ on? Well, maybe a little. But, I promise I had much better, less pitiful reasons too!

Okay, so you remember Paranormous Fantastival? The three months I spent planning, contacting, writing, and reading burned me out so bad I thought my eyebrows were going to smoke. And if you’ve ever seen a brow-less person before, it’s worse than staring a naked mole rat in the eye (how can you not feel guilty for having hair after that?). The idea of reading a book made me want to kick a puppy in the face. Scheduling posts made me want to grab a running start. AND I LOVE PUPPIES'FACESANDSTUFF. The Pit of Despair got so bad I was even toying with shutting down Paranormal Indulgence. Of course, that lasted for all of
KIM POSSIBLE CREATORS HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
twelve seconds, because, hellooo, this is MY BLOG. AND I LOVES IT. And I would be mind-blown insane to shut this baby down after all the back sweat I’ve put into it (it’s impulses like that that make my mom worry about my being left to my own devices at any point in my life). But, now you realize that if you thought my sanity reserves were low before, they were all but ghostly the last couple of months. Those were some scary months, for serious.


What does it mean now that I’m no longer incognito? It means the obvious and EVEN BETTER STUFF. You will see that my review style has been tweaked. You will also bear witness to months of procrastination and ideas marinating in brain juices produce something actually worthy of posting on the blog, which is just about all the cray cray I can handle in my life. Features you thought were dead aren’t. And features you haven’t seen before will make an appearance. Oh, yeah, and I’d like to be called Princess Ash so you blogging bishes don’t do it behind my back… Rebel Wilson/Fat Amy is my heroine, fyi.

So to summarize, Pretty Little Liars is an awesome little pretty TV show about liars (so watch it!), and I WANT MORE CALEB. Tyler Blackburn can help me make my babies. Paranormous Fantastival sent my skin sizzling and my eyebrows up in smoke. I love my blog a million red bloated hearts. And you can expect loads of amazing blog post content in the upcoming weeks. Oh, also, THE HOBBIT.

"I DON'T USE MY BODY TO SEDUCE, NO.
I JUST STAND THERE."
The Hobbit is almost here, and I want to bawl big ugly tears. Yay for more Ian McKellen, Peter Jackson genius, and generally amazeballs LoR badassery. There may or may not be a readalong coming soon, so keep your ears tuned for more on that.

Seriously, it’s such an exquisitely pleasant state I’m experiencing atm. I love that I’m back, that I’m happy and excited to be here, and ohmygoshguys I can’t wait to TALK LIBROS WITH YOU again. How about you? If not, I have double chocolate cookies cooling on a tray, if that's what it's going to take. Let me know, we can work something out.

4 comments:

Jen said...

YAY PLLEO! That's something to get your gustatory senses working overtime, no? (Girl, I know all the things about stupid medical/anatomical words.) And I haven't had the chance to meet Caleb yet, because my reading time was being compromised and now I forget where I am in the show and haven't had an itching to go back (I will eventually.)

GLAD YOU'RE BACK!

Sarah said...

OCARINA OF TIME?! DUDE. WHEN I THOUGHT IT WASN'T POSSIBLE TO LOVE YOU MORE O___O


I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK! And post-event burnout? UGH.
I SO GET THAT O__O

Princess Ash said...

Precisely, you know me so well! (That word was part of my psych midterm, and I was like, whaaaa? for a while until eventually it managed to stick to my brain cells) YOU HAVEN'T MET CALEB YET. I can't EVEN. Giiirrrl, you need to catch up ASAP. There's so much Hanna/Caleb deliciousness, it is almost unspeakable. You must return. Although... reading time IS important. Ugh, so torn. I forget that not everybody can watch three seasons in 48 hours.


I'M GLAD TO BE BACK IN FRONT OF YOU. I missed your face, friend. <3

Princess Ash said...

Oh, but there is always a possibility of more love, especially for me. AND I JUST LOVE YOU MORE ALREADY, so I'm happy you're catching up.


*fist-bumps* I love it that I'm not alone. How's that feeling going for you? Are you okay? Because I have cyber cookies (the good, chocolate-y) kind, if that'll help. :-D